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So Ya Wanna Be a Trophy Wife? is a savage, illustrated, rhyming satire that treats modern femininity like elite athletic training.
Not all heroes wear belts. Some carry Birkins.
Welcome to Trophy Wife Training Camp - twelve rounds with the hardest opponent you'll ever face: perfection.
This isn't a fairytale. It's a job. Harder than becoming a Navy SEAL. Harder than getting a PhD. Harder than training for the Olympics while on a juice cleanse.
Your schedule? 24/7.
Your salary? Beauty and survival.
Your benefits? None - unless you win.
Guided by a martini-sipping, pearls-wearing ghost from New York who screams truth between rounds ("Flat hair is a felony." "Facial movement is malpractice." "Calories kill." "You don't age - you expire."), readers are taken through brutal training nobody admits out loud: body, face, teeth, hair, posture, wardrobe, IQ, manners, entourage, mindset, and money reality.
Because here's what she knows:
Love is optional. Stability is not.
Pretty has power.
Money solves 90% of problems.
Being a wife is work - she refuses to work at being pretty and have a job outside the home too.
Inside this unapologetic guide:
? Every savage round of training: skin, hair, teeth, nails, body, wardrobe, manners, languages, friends, discipline
? Zero excuses. Zero carbs. Zero broke friends.
? Full glam. Full commitment.
This isn't a love story - it's a survival montage. You'll sweat through blowouts, bleed cash on Botox, and inhale more toxic dye fumes than a nail tech in Queens. You'll want to quit. You'll break down. Even your crying has to be pretty.
Here's the unfair scorecard: He works one job - money. You work two - beauty and discipline. He's applauded for wanting youth and pretty. You're called a gold digger for wanting stability. Savage.
Perfect as a gag gift, conversation starter, or cultural wake-up call, this book skewers dating culture, beauty standards, and modern power dynamics with brutal humor and glossy illustrations.
So Ya Wanna Be a Trophy Wife?
Lace up. Gloss up. Shut up. Show up.
Because love alone won't save you -but a seven-bedroom house with a guest wing and a nanny might.
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