Disc

• 01 Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home
• 02 Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride
• 03 National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds
• 04 Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play
• 05 Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class
• 06 Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
• 07 Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes
• 08 Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese
• 09 X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient
• 10 Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2
• 11 Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions
• 12 Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President
• 13 High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26
• 14 Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1
• 15 Ohio Town Saved from Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats
• 16 Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys
• 17 Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap
• 18 Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
• 19 Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future
• 20 Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards
• 21 Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town
• 22 Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills