My name is Sam. I also live on a planet called Wasphate (they changed the name). You probably know a lot about me, Wasphate, and our main enemy, Wasplove. For example, Wasphate’s president is called Joonkeong Park. And as you might remember, Wasplove’s president is called Coodan Kim. And I live with a Mom, Dad, and an older brother called Tom who’s in high school.
---p.6

Well, I knew a lot about Metal Golems, because I saw them in a Villager village last year. I raised my hand, and asked Mr. Bangers why we had to build them if we had spawners. He said according to science; freshly built Metal Golems were better than cheaply spawned ones. That made sense. Maybe that was why the creatures broke through the Metal Golems in the Villager village. I mean, Zombies, Killagers, Destructors, and Destroyers were all WAY weaker than Metal Golems, and there were only a few Bullcrushes.
---p.14

Mr. Bangers, you had to go to another planet called Ecotrade (very close friends with Wasphate), where capture balls were provided. Wasphate agents were sent into Ecotrade to find fresh capture balls (Ecotrade had a towering stash of capture balls). Then the lunch bell rang. It was lunchtime. We all headed toward the cafeteria. Today’s lunch was pasta. I ate my bowl of pasta and headed toward the gym with Mac. We opened the double doors of the gym when I heard laughter. SINISTER laughter. Then I was suddenly on the ground. Yeah. One moment I was entering the gym, the next moment I was on the ground.