Greg's Intro
Amiira's Intro
What Lies Ahead
What If You're Still Together?

Part One : The Breakup
Chapter 1 It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken
Chapter 2 There are No New Messages
Chapter 3 He's Not Hiding at the Botton of That Pint of Ice Cream
Chapter 4 Is You Mention His Name One More Time…
Chapter 5 Stop Calling in Sick
Chapter 6 If He was so Great, You'd Still Be Together
Chapter 7 Fancy Meeting You Here!
Chapter 8 What's He Thinking

Part Two : The Breakover
The First Commandment - Don't See Him or Talk to Him For Sixty Days
The Second Commandment - Get Yourself a Breakup Buddy
The Third Commandment - Get Rid of His Stuff and the Things That Remind You of Him
The Fourth Commandment - Get Your Ass in Motion Every Day
The Fifth Commandment - Don't Wear Your Breakup out into the World
The Sixth Commandment - No Backsliding!
The Seventh Commandment - It Won't Work Unless You are Number One!

For Those About to Rock

[Bonus Chapter]
Dude, Get off Her Lawn (The Tough Guy's Breakup Buddy)

Appendix (Or, One More Thing Before We Go)
Acknowledgements