Prologue 9
1. Zen, the Finnish Way 13
2. Introduction: Why Pantsdrunk? 21
2. The Elements of Pantsdrunk 39
4. Social Media 51
5. Etymology 59
6. Music and Pantsdrunk-a Happy Union 65
7. Pantsdrunk in Pop Culture 75
8. Moving Pictures 87
9. It's Official 97
10. Self-Pity 111
11. Pantsdrunk on the Road 119
12. Chill! 127
13. Helsinki, the World Capital of Bagged Beer 133
14. Utilitarian Exercise 137
15. The Midnight Chef 143
16. Three Sample Evenings 153
17. If Pantsdrunk Gets Out of Control 159
18. Taking It to the Next Level 165
Acknowledgments 170